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Our Toys Are Special Because...

Our Toys Are Special Because...

Self Serve toys stand out in the crowd. Every single toy we carry has been tested and reviewed by our highly trained staff of sex educators. “We have bad sex so you don’t have to” is our unofficial motto. It’s funny because it’s true.

Our Toys Are Special Because...

Self Serve toys stand out in the crowd. Every single toy we carry has been tested and reviewed by our highly trained staff of sex educators. “We have bad sex so you don’t have to” is our unofficial motto. It’s funny because it’s true: our staff sex toy experts try out every toy to ensure that each one is body-safe, free of toxic ingredients, and the top quality available on the market. So we can guarantee our selection is nothing but the best.

 

  • Our toys are body-safe. The adult industry remains largely unregulated, so we work hard to make sure that none of our toys contain toxic ingredients like phthalate plastic softeners.
  • Our toys have the best design and quality. The sex toy industry is full of false advertizing and bad design. We only carry toys we love: toys with smart, sexy designs that are made by trustworthy companies out of premium materials.
  • Our toys come with education. We always make sure you have all the information you need to enjoy your toy safely, and care for it properly.  

 

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