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GIFT CARD
Article code P-7887
$50.00
($50.00 Incl. tax)

RADICAL SELF(ISH) CARE W/ ZACH BUDD
Article code P-11156
$20.00
($20.00 Incl. tax)
Access Info: This is a recorded virtual class. You will receive your recording within 24 hours of purchase. Our system is not automated. Classes are held on Zoom and most of them have captions in English.
RADICAL SELF(ISH) CARE W/ ZACH BUDD
$20.00
($20.00 Incl. tax)

SUTIL RICH 4oz
Article code P-10835
$32.95
($32.95 Incl. tax)
Sutil Rich is the thickest lube we carry. It does not move or budge from where you put it, but it glides easily when you add friction. That makes Sutil Rich ideal for long lasting staying power, anal play, delicate skin, and folks who have trouble with p
SUTIL RICH 4oz
$32.95
($32.95 Incl. tax)

ROSE -RED
Article code NSN-0554-56
$54.95
($54.95 Incl. tax)
A super strong rose shaped air pulse suction toy. How can you resist something this sweet looking?

GREEN VELVET KIT -SPECIAL EDITION
$199.00
($199.00 Incl. tax)
The Pivot & the Turning Point team up in this bundle! Vibration? Check! So many ways to experience internal and external pleasure? Check!
GREEN VELVET KIT -SPECIAL EDITION
$199.00
($199.00 Incl. tax)

CHOCOLATE VULVA -Dark Chocolate
$6.50
($6.50 Incl. tax)
These beautiful confections are great for the office (well, most offices), friends, and wedding or baby showers; for women, men, girls, and everyone.
CHOCOLATE VULVA -Dark Chocolate
$6.50
($6.50 Incl. tax)

PROTECT TRANS KIDS SHIRT
$25.00
($25.00 Incl. tax)
A black short sleeve shirt with the statement “Protect Trans Kids” with a rose and knife between the letters, all in a white gothic font. Designed by Rio Wolf.
PROTECT TRANS KIDS SHIRT
$25.00
($25.00 Incl. tax)

HEART CONNECTIONS COLLAR -Red
Article code 5907-RS
$34.95
($34.95 Incl. tax)
A wonderful combo of sweet & sexy, this collar is made of genuine red leather with a metal heart front and center!
HEART CONNECTIONS COLLAR -Red
$34.95
($34.95 Incl. tax)

PENNY
$54.95
($54.95 Incl. tax)
Gently flexible but on the larger side, Penny really shines!

MANTA
Article code FUN5300859
$139.99
($139.99 Incl. tax)
The sleek, easy-to-handle Manta is designed to be perfect for partner sex as well as solo play, sliding between your bodies and basically turning your penis into a vibrator.

TWILIGHT PLUG
Article code BL18510
$19.95
($19.95 Incl. tax)
Twilight has a tapered head for easy insertion and three pleasure curves that progress in size for additional sensations during play.
TWILIGHT PLUG
$19.95
($19.95 Incl. tax)

2.12.2023 - SHIBARI 101
$35.00
($35.00 Incl. tax)
Interested in shibari, a centuries-old practice of sensual Japanese rope bondage? Join Stevie of Self Serve as they guide you through this 2.5-hour intensive & in-person class covering the basics of creating a safe and creative Shibari rope practice.
2.12.2023 - SHIBARI 101
$35.00
($35.00 Incl. tax)

DONATE COMMUNITY FUNDED EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTION
$14.98
($14.98 Incl. tax)
ECONTRA ONE-STEP TAB 1.5MG is emergency contraception (aka plan b or the morning after pill) that contains the same hormone used in many birth control pills, just a higher dose. Take it after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy before it happens!
DONATE COMMUNITY FUNDED EMERGENCY CONTRACEPTION
$14.98
($14.98 Incl. tax)

NEED COMMUNITY FUNDED ECONTRA ONE-STEP TAB 1.5MG
$0.00
($0.00 Incl. tax)
ECONTRA ONE-STEP TAB 1.5MG is emergency contraception (aka plan b or the morning after pill) that contains the same hormone used in many birth control pills, just a higher dose. Take it after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy before it happens!
NEED COMMUNITY FUNDED ECONTRA ONE-STEP TAB 1.5MG
$0.00
($0.00 Incl. tax)

ECONTRA ONE-STEP TAB 1.5MG
$14.98
($14.98 Incl. tax)
ECONTRA ONE-STEP TAB 1.5MG is emergency contraception (aka plan b or the morning after pill) that contains the same hormone used in many birth control pills, just a higher dose. Take it after unprotected sex to prevent pregnancy before it happens!
ECONTRA ONE-STEP TAB 1.5MG
$14.98
($14.98 Incl. tax)

MOXIE -Black
Article code WVSNXM1SG9
$129.95
($129.95 Incl. tax)
Moxie is a super sweet panty vibe that’s both simple and complex depending on how you want to use it. Its perfectly contoured shape is seamless and invisible under your clothes as it clips to any panty with a smart magnetic design.
MOXIE -Black
$129.95
($129.95 Incl. tax)

LIQUID CROSS -Black Opal
$9.95
($9.95 Incl. tax)
The oil slick look never looked better than on these cross pasties!
LIQUID CROSS -Black Opal
$9.95
($9.95 Incl. tax)

STAR DOUBLE STICK REFILLS x Set of 3
$12.95
($12.95 Incl. tax)
Extend the life and usage of your favorite star pasties with these re-fills!
STAR DOUBLE STICK REFILLS x Set of 3
$12.95
($12.95 Incl. tax)

CROSS DOUBLE STICK REFILLS x Set of 3
$12.95
($12.95 Incl. tax)
Extend the life and usage of your favorite cross pasties with these re-fills!
CROSS DOUBLE STICK REFILLS x Set of 3
$12.95
($12.95 Incl. tax)

HEART DOUBLE STICK REFILLS x Set of 3
$12.95
($12.95 Incl. tax)
Extend the life and usage of your favorite heart pasties with these re-fills!
HEART DOUBLE STICK REFILLS x Set of 3
$12.95
($12.95 Incl. tax)

GLITTERY VELVET HEART COW PRINT -Pink
$12.95
($12.95 Incl. tax)
Pink, sparkling cow print pasties for when you're really in the moo'd for strawberry milk!
GLITTERY VELVET HEART COW PRINT -Pink
$12.95
($12.95 Incl. tax)

GET A GRIP
Article code P-9423
$12.95
($12.95 Incl. tax)
This penis sleeve is open at both ends, which makes it easier to use during oral sex to stimulate the shaft while someone is working on the head.
GET A GRIP
$12.95
($12.95 Incl. tax)

2.17.2023 - NON-MONOGAMY MEET & GREET
$0.00
($0.00 Incl. tax)
7:30PM - 8:30PM MST | Friday, February 17th. This is an in-person event at ABQ Social Club - 4021Central Ave. | This is a 21+ event. Must have valid ID. For members and bona fide guests (& you're a guest if you're here for the meet & greet!).
2.17.2023 - NON-MONOGAMY MEET & GREET
$0.00
($0.00 Incl. tax)

PENNY
$54.95
($54.95 Incl. tax)
Gently flexible but on the larger side, Penny really shines!

LUBE SHOOTER
Article code P-7719
$9.95
($9.95 Incl. tax)
lubricant doesn’t always go where we really need it to go: tight places. Lube Shooter to the rescue!
LUBE SHOOTER
$9.95
($9.95 Incl. tax)

FEATHER TICKLER
Article code P-8938
$6.95
($6.95 Incl. tax)
Tease, tickle, relax and soothe. This toy puts a few feathers, spread out into a fan shape, on the tip of a plastic wand.
FEATHER TICKLER
$6.95
($6.95 Incl. tax)

2.19.2023 - KINKY & CURIOUS: NAVIGATING PLAY & THE BDsM LIFESTYLE
Article code P-10924
$20.00
($20.00 Incl. tax)
If you're curious about the kink & BDSM lifestyle, but still have questions, or have a partner who is new to the lifestyle, this is the class for you.
This class is held in person. Masks are required and class size is limited to 10 people.
This class is held in person. Masks are required and class size is limited to 10 people.
2.19.2023 - KINKY & CURIOUS: NAVIGATING PLAY & THE BDsM LIFESTYLE
$20.00
($20.00 Incl. tax)

TWEEZER NIPPLE CLAMPS
Article code P-2464
$19.95
($19.95 Incl. tax)
These are some of our best-selling nipple clamps at Self Serve. They're great for beginners and pros. If you’ve been curious, we do recommend Tweezer Clamps to start out.
TWEEZER NIPPLE CLAMPS
$19.95
($19.95 Incl. tax)

BUCK'D
$39.99
($39.99 Incl. tax)
The Buck'd 2-in-1 packer/stroker gives the option to trans guys to stroke while they pack, on the go.

LEARNING TO DRIVE STICK: BEST PRACTICES FOR DICKS
$15.00
($15.00 Incl. tax)
Access Info: This is a recorded virtual class. You will receive your recording within 24 hours of purchase. Our system is not automated. Classes are held on Zoom and most of them have captions in English.
LEARNING TO DRIVE STICK: BEST PRACTICES FOR DICKS
$15.00
($15.00 Incl. tax)

2.0 RISE BOXER +
Article code R-2.0-RISEBOX2.5-BK
$59.99
($59.99 Incl. tax)
Are they underwear or a harness? They're both!
2.0 RISE BOXER +
$59.99
($59.99 Incl. tax)