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THE BODY IS NOT AN APOLOGY
THE BODY IS NOT AN APOLOGY
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Systems of oppression thrive off our inability to make peace with difference and injure the relationship we have with our own bodies.
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THE BODY IS NOT AN APOLOGY
THE BODY IS NOT AN APOLOGY
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TOTAL BLACKOUT
TOTAL BLACKOUT
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This is the most effective blindfold we’ve met!
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TOTAL BLACKOUT
TOTAL BLACKOUT
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HEARTFELT HEELTYES
HEARTFELT HEELTYES
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Dress up a normal pair of shoes instantly by slipping these over your favorites, around your ankles or calves for an undeniably feminine finish.
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HEARTFELT HEELTYES
HEARTFELT HEELTYES
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IVY CHEST HARNESS
IVY CHEST HARNESS
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This soft elastic harness is a unique accessory that you wear with your sexiest T-shirt, favorite dress, or nothing at all!
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IVY CHEST HARNESS
IVY CHEST HARNESS
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LEO CHROME VIBE KIT
LEO CHROME VIBE KIT
Article code P-1703
$69.95
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Leo is one of our Hall of Fame models. In between a realistic and non-realistic, it’s long, smooth, and made of a great iridescent pearly white silicone.
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LEO CHROME VIBE KIT
LEO CHROME VIBE KIT
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JUMP FOR JOY
JUMP FOR JOY
Article code P-10755
$60.00
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Jump for Joy is shorter and wider so you can achieve a full feeling and clitoral vibration before the toy gets too deep. Its got just a little bit of an angle at the tip to help access the gspot or pspot, and the external part is flexible to find that pla
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JUMP FOR JOY
JUMP FOR JOY
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HYDROPUMP X20
HYDROPUMP X20
Article code P-10071
$140.00
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The Hydropump employs a padded opening to rest against your pubic area and there’s no awkward hose and hand pump; to use the pumping action, you press the cylinder against your body and water is released from the other side!
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HYDROPUMP X20
HYDROPUMP X20
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UP, UP AND AWAY
UP, UP AND AWAY
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A super set of 3 plugs in 3 different sizes!
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UP, UP AND AWAY
UP, UP AND AWAY
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SLIPPERY STUFF 16 OZ
SLIPPERY STUFF 16 OZ
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SLIPPERY STUFF 16 OZ
SLIPPERY STUFF 16 OZ
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SWEETS MINI VIBRATOR
SWEETS MINI VIBRATOR
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SWEETS MINI VIBRATOR
SWEETS MINI VIBRATOR
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OH NUT
OH NUT
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$69.95
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A set of 4 squishy rings so you can customize just how much something can penetrate you.
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OH NUT
OH NUT
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MICHELLE LARGE FISHNET THIGH HIGH
MICHELLE LARGE FISHNET THIGH HIGH
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Here's a little netting they won't soon be forgetting.
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MICHELLE LARGE FISHNET THIGH HIGH
MICHELLE LARGE FISHNET THIGH HIGH
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HOW TO BE KINKIER
HOW TO BE KINKIER
Article code P-2217
$25.00
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Whether you're just dipping your toes into kink for the first time or consider yourself more sadistic than de Sade himself, Morpheous shows you how to be bad, and how to do it right!
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HOW TO BE KINKIER
HOW TO BE KINKIER
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FEMINIST ACTIVITY BOOK
FEMINIST ACTIVITY BOOK
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$12.00
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This thoroughly cathartic, hilarious and informative activity has everything a person needs.
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FEMINIST ACTIVITY BOOK
FEMINIST ACTIVITY BOOK
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BEST WOMEN’S EROTICA OF THE YEAR VOL 4
BEST WOMEN’S EROTICA OF THE YEAR VOL 4
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From outsiders who passionately claim their place without apology to women taking the boldest of risks with their hearts and their bodies, these sizzling stories are sure to make the heart pound.
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BEST WOMEN’S EROTICA OF THE YEAR VOL 4
BEST WOMEN’S EROTICA OF THE YEAR VOL 4
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SEDUCTIVE ART OF JAPANESE BONDAGE
SEDUCTIVE ART OF JAPANESE BONDAGE
Article code P-1996
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From ornately decorative to excruciatingly stringent, Japanese rope bondage is an art which has developed over centuries of martial and erotic practice.
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SEDUCTIVE ART OF JAPANESE BONDAGE
SEDUCTIVE ART OF JAPANESE BONDAGE
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DIRTY GIRLS
DIRTY GIRLS
Article code P-2239
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In Dirty Girls, the country's best erotic writers explore their sexual psyches.
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DIRTY GIRLS
DIRTY GIRLS
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KINKY DICE GAME
KINKY DICE GAME
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Let these dice dictate your kinky fate. With 720 possible outcomes you can be sure to give you plenty of ideas.
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KINKY DICE GAME
KINKY DICE GAME
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SURPRISE PARTY
SURPRISE PARTY
Article code P-10362
$60.00
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The sensation from toys like this one feels like a quick, pulsing suction.  Put a little water-based lubricant around the toy’s opening to get the best connection.
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SURPRISE PARTY
SURPRISE PARTY
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GRAVITY 4 VIBE
GRAVITY 4 VIBE
Article code P-10829
$109.95
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Weighted, takes up space, and vibrates! You'll always know when you've got this toy engaged!
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GRAVITY 4 VIBE
GRAVITY 4 VIBE
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GRAVITY 2 VIBE
GRAVITY 2 VIBE
Article code P-10827
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Weighted, takes up space, and vibrates! You'll always know when you've got this toy engaged!
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GRAVITY 2 VIBE
GRAVITY 2 VIBE
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6.30.2022 - FIND YOUR SEX TOY JOY W/ DIRTY LOLA
6.30.2022 - FIND YOUR SEX TOY JOY W/ DIRTY LOLA
$25.00
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6pm - 7:30pm MT | Thursday, June 30th. This class is on Zoom and some are recorded. Details are emailed within 1 hour of class start time.
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6.30.2022 - FIND YOUR SEX TOY JOY W/ DIRTY LOLA
6.30.2022 - FIND YOUR SEX TOY JOY W/ DIRTY LOLA
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IN THRUST WE TRUST
IN THRUST WE TRUST
Article code SE4350-35
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An intense experience with external vibration and internal thrusting.
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IN THRUST WE TRUST
IN THRUST WE TRUST
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6.17.2022 - NON-MONOGAMY MEET & GREET AT SIDEWINDERS
6.17.2022 - NON-MONOGAMY MEET & GREET AT SIDEWINDERS
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6:30pm - 7:30pm | Friday, June 17th. This is an in-person event at Sidewinders Bar | 4200 Central Ave SE. Please follow all COVID protocols of the venue. 
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6.17.2022 - NON-MONOGAMY MEET & GREET AT SIDEWINDERS
6.17.2022 - NON-MONOGAMY MEET & GREET AT SIDEWINDERS
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LUBE SHOOTER
LUBE SHOOTER
Article code P-7719
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lubricant doesn’t always go where we really need it to go: tight places.  Lube Shooter to the rescue!
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LUBE SHOOTER
LUBE SHOOTER
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OH NUT
OH NUT
Article code P-10898
$69.95
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A set of 4 squishy rings so you can customize just how much something can penetrate you.
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OH NUT
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5.27.2022 - KINKY & CURIOUS: NAVIGATING PLAY & THE BDsM LIFESTYLE
5.27.2022 - KINKY & CURIOUS: NAVIGATING PLAY & THE BDsM LIFESTYLE
Article code P-10924
$20.00
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6 PM - 7:30 PM MT | Friday, May 27th. This class is on Zoom and some are recorded. Details are emailed within 1 hour of class start time.
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5.27.2022 - KINKY & CURIOUS: NAVIGATING PLAY & THE BDsM LIFESTYLE
5.27.2022 - KINKY & CURIOUS: NAVIGATING PLAY & THE BDsM LIFESTYLE
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LEARNING TO DRIVE STICK: BEST PRACTICES FOR DICKS
LEARNING TO DRIVE STICK: BEST PRACTICES FOR DICKS
$15.00
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Access Info: This is a recorded virtual class. You will receive your recording within 24 hours of purchase. Our system is not automated. Classes are held on Zoom and most of them have captions in English.
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LEARNING TO DRIVE STICK: BEST PRACTICES FOR DICKS
LEARNING TO DRIVE STICK: BEST PRACTICES FOR DICKS
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HONEYBUNCH
HONEYBUNCH
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HONEYBUNCH
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SEXY STINGRAY
SEXY STINGRAY
Article code SE4407-25
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With a curved body and a wide wingspan, this toy gives you sensation all the places you want it.
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SEXY STINGRAY
SEXY STINGRAY
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YES, PLEASE
YES, PLEASE
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Yes, Please is a blissful air pulse technology toy with a soft silicone opening and 11 intensity settings!
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YES, PLEASE
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