Shipping & Returns
• We ship our packages in priority mail boxes or other plain packaging.
• The return address label will read: SS LLC, 112 Morningside Dr NE, Albuquerque, NM 87108
• There will be no outward reference to the sexy goodness inside the box.
• If we have to declare contents for any shipping reason—your purchase will be appropriately named ‘lotion’ or ‘sporting equipment.’
• At Self Serve we try to help you find the best products for you because we can not accept returns.
• If a product you buy from us turns out to be defective, you may bring it back to us within 2 weeks for store credit or a replacement.